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Originally posted on November 26th, 2013
Decoded by adam_753 from defunct TTR IRC (image)
Original TTR blog post
Old TTR Wiki page (Wayback Machine backup)
TTR Wiki's ARG blueprint archive (includes decrypted versions)

Blog post decryption method: Take each letter and shift it two keys left on a standard QWERTY keyboard (eg. D becomes G). In cases where the row of keys ends before a second letter is reached, wrap around the the start of that letter's row (eg. K becomes A).

Encrypted

Decrypted
:reqparser:(info) init req parsing
:cryptlkr:(info) initializing encryption modules
:cryptlkr:(info) got as key: THREE ROW TWO RIGHT

MOVE.L HMAC,$E512
CMP CND8,SCRT
BCC XFER

:xferbse: starting transfer

-said it would be right over here...

Lzkvvyvd Syjqlrleqb E:/ - 100% :: Zuir vue sutva
Wqotqle akek iwyve 5 :: vqp zuir
Sqezfyvd swub syjq zkcyvqe

[unable to reproduce audio] Holy smokes! Nice little mechanical arm. I won't bother you, I'm just here for- What are you- OUCH!

Cjuzhqa ikllkdq, wqbuxyvd uclekzjq
Uclekzjq wqbuxqa, kzzqllyvd zkcyvqe
Lqkwzfyvd iwyve 5 :: Sutva
Lzkvvyvd iwyve

Dimm, for the love of Walt, what are you doing in my office?
Ah-oh, heya Surlee. I was just looking around for that sprocket you were working on. Prepostera sent me out to get it; he said it would be right here in this drawer, but your darn robotic hand hit me on the head.
Ah yes, I moved it this morning. I put it right over- Dimm. What is that computer doing? Why is the scanner on?
Oh, huh. I must have bumped the keyboard when searching for the sprocket. That would explain the arm.

Lzkv zubijqeq :: Zubiwqllyvd eu lqva

Dimm, shut it off.
23%
Are you sure? I heard that unplugging a computer while its-
51%
Dimm, shut off the computer right now.
78%
DIMM, SHUT IT O-
...
...
...

eew://kllqel/zkqlkw-putja-cq-ijqklqa.gid

:xferbse:(fatal) lost connection
EOF

:reqparser:(info) init req parsing
:cryptlkr:(info) initializing encryption modules
:cryptlkr:(info) got as key: THREE ROW TWO RIGHT

MOVE.L HMAC,$E512
CMP CND8,SCRT
BCC XFER

:xferbse: starting transfer

-said it would be right over here...

Scanning filesystem E:/ - 100% :: Copy not found
Request data print 5 :: new copy
Fetching from file cabinet

[unable to reproduce audio] Holy smokes! Nice little mechanical arm. I won't bother you, I'm just here for- What are you- OUCH!

Blocked passage, removing obstacle
Obstacle removed, accessing cabinet
Searching print 5 :: Found
Scanning print

Dimm, for the love of Walt, what are you doing in my office?
Ah-oh, heya Surlee. I was just looking around for that sprocket you were working on. Prepostera sent me out to get it; he said it would be right here in this drawer, but your darn robotic hand hit me on the head.
Ah yes, I moved it this morning. I put it right over- Dimm. What is that computer doing? Why is the scanner on?
Oh, huh. I must have bumped the keyboard when searching for the sprocket. That would explain the arm.

Scan complete :: Compressing to send

Dimm, shut it off.
23%
Are you sure? I heard that unplugging a computer while its-
51%
Dimm, shut off the computer right now.
78%
DIMM, SHUT IT O-
...
...
...

ttr://assets/caesar-would-be-pleased.jpg

:xferbse:(fatal) lost connection
EOF

Blueprint

Bluepint decryption method:

Vigenere cipher - key is "sillyness"

Decryption (Top to bottom, right to left):

  • Todo: Redo Toon Hall blueprints
  • Prevent breaking: 1. Lower Phunny Phluid concentration
  • 2. More amusing Arrow of Amusement
  • 3. Recalibrate Dippy Detector
  • Don't let Dimm touch
  • 4. Rotate Wacky Whistle by 32°
  • 5. Tweak Silly Sprocket
  • Don't trust the mail boxes