Call Log [3-26 19:40] from LL-TERMINAL43

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Originally posted on March 26th, 2014
Decoded by Jackpie (blog post, format cleaned up by PokeLuver), Peppy Sourbubble and LordFatality (in-game puzzle) and ricochetjuliet (image)
Original TTR blog post
Old TTR Wiki page (Wayback Machine backup)
(note that this one lacks a decryption for the blog post itself, only the solution for the puzzle that was in the game itself.)

Encrypted

Decrypted

:notbckdoor:(warning) incoming call
:reqparser:(info) init req parsing
:cryptlkr:(info) initializing encryption modules
:cryptlkr:(info) got as key: BOX OF FIVE
:xferbse:(info) starting log transfer
:xferbse:(info) using speech encryption key

:xferbse:(info) 45332533345233 23344344: 22123444-7
:xferbse:(info) 4543243322 31114344 2533345233 23344344: 12313422-35344344
:sfx2txt:(info) Rrrrrrrrinnggggg
:sfx2txt:(info) RrrrrrrrinnggggGgGgggGGg

213442 41451131244454 114343454211331315 3545423534431543, 44232443 13113131 321154 1215 4215133442141514.
233232.

432442 321153 421543241415331315, 3421 442315 432442 321153 154344114415, 44232443 2443 432442 321153 4335151125243322. 23245411!
154242- 2315313134 321153. 44232443 2443 434542311515 1122112433-

:notbckdoor:(info) 24141533442421241514 - 431544 3542243442244454 3

434542311515! 5223114443 4535? 24 44233445222344 543445 5234453114 1215 1533224531211514 2433 54344542 24335115334424343343 1254 333452.
52153131, 24 521143. 44231144'43 442315 4423243322. 44231144 331552 4323243532153344 3421 423412344443 24 43153344 543445 15114231241542 4434141154 213442 442315 44423431311554 -- 24 24454344 4215113124551514 44231144 442315 1415124522 43154444243322 521143 4344451325 3433.
1415124522? 52231144 1434 44231554 33151514 1415124522 213442?
154232- 33344423243322 2433 35114244241345311142. 5215 14343344 33151514 44231532 2234243322 23115452244215 2433 442315 322414143115 3421 11 22113215 1434 5215? 52231144 5215 1434 33151514 2443 213442 4423344315 4434 1215 4215444542331514 1143 43343433 1143 3534434324123115, 23345215511542. 131133 543445 1242243322 44231532 12111325 34511542?
24 5234453114 2421 24 1334453114, 124544 44231554'5115 11314215111454 12151533 1415353134541514 2433 442315 44423431311554 2211321543.
1415353134541514? 221123, 11314224222344. 24'32 2234243322 4434 23115115 4434 43153314 543445 343315 3421 3254 12314515354224334443 2444 231143 11 14241122421132 3433 2444 3421 442315 13343344423431 3511331531. 3421 133445424315, 442315 42151131 343315 2443 12111325 2433 3254 311112. 4423154215 2443 11 431513343314114254 343315 243343441131311514 1144 442315 44423431311554 43441144243433, 442334452223. 311544 3215 43131133 442315 3542243344-
3423, 3334 33151514! 24 1113444511313154 223444 325443153121 343315 3421 4423344315 331552 21113322311514 211153 3211132324331543. 24454344 43153314 2444 4434 3215 44234234452223 4423154215.
"331552" 211153 32111323243315...? 331551154232243314, 3425. 2444'43 3433 2444'43 521154.

:notbckdoor:(info) 2433133432243322 211153 - 114444111323243322 4434 1553244344243322 313422
:notbckdoor:(info) 444442://114343154443/431542241131344543-1245432433154343.243522

223444 2444! 34251154, 4334 5223241323 124544443433 1132 24 31343425243322 213442?
12454444343343, 1113444511313154. 4423154215 2443 11 4315414515331315 543445 33151514 4434 3542154343 4434 4415323534421142243154 14151113442451114415. 44231532 221544 11 351533132431. 543445'4215 2234243322 4434 33151514 4434 3542154343 442315 431513343314 343315 3433 442315 443435 423452, 442315 211142 4224222344 343315, 442315 2124424344 343315, 113314 44231533 442315 2124424344 343315 3433 442315 123444443432 423452. 33151514 3215 4434 421535151144 44231144?
33343515, 24 223444 2444.
543445 5242344415 2444 14345233 44231144 21114344?
33343515! 113354233434, 24'3131 23151114 34511542 4434 442315 44423431311554 43441144243433 113314 1242243322 44231532 12111325 43343433.

121521344215 543445 2234, 321153, 522354 15531113443154 114215 543445 421513344214243322 1311313143 213442 41451131244454 3545423534431543 21423432 54344542 23343215 3523343315?
421513344214243322 1311313143? 24'32 333444 421513344214243322 113354 1311313143.
124544 2444 43112414- 321153... 5223154215 15531113443154 142414 543445 1113442451114415 442315 423412344443?
4224222344 23154215 1144 3254 2334454315. 2444 521143 151143241542 213442 44231532 4434 52113125 44231133 4434 31341114 44231532 113131 24334434 442315 4442451325.
3423 3254..- 521143 343315 3421 442315 423412344443 4323344244, 432524333354, 113314 21114313243311441514 52244423 352334331543?
54151123! 2315 521143 442315 343315 522334 243343441131311514 3254 211153 32111323243315.
321153, 24'32 3433 3254 521154. 453335314522 442315 211153, 113314 44454233 342121 15511542544423243322 2433 54344542 2334454315. 221123! 3421 133445424315, 3421 133445424315 2444'43 4434141154. 24 43233445311433'44 15511533 1215 434542354224431514.
24 143433'44 45331415424344113314... 52231144 1112344544 4434141154?
2444'43 442315 264423 3421 3211421323.
52231144'43 4334 43351513241131 1112344544 442315 264423 3421 3211421323?
44231144'43 442315 4423243322, 321153 - 24 23115115 3334 24141511. 11353511421533443154 44232443 2443. 24'3131 1215 4423154215 43343433.

:notbckdoor:(warning) 13113131 44154232243311441514

:xferbse:(fatal) lost connection
EOF

:notbckdoor:(warning) incoming call
:reqparser:(info) init req parsing
:cryptlkr:(info) initializing encryption modules
:cryptlkr:(info) got as key: BOX OF FIVE
:xferbse:(info) starting log transfer
:xferbse:(info) using speech encryption key

:xferbse:(info) unknown host: gbot-7
:xferbse:(info) using last known host: blog-post
:sfx2txt:(info) Rrrrrrrrinnggggg
:sfx2txt:(info) RrrrrrrrinnggggGgGgggGGg

For quality assurance purposes, this call may be recorded.
Hmm.

Sir Max residence, of the Sir Max estate, this is Sir Max speaking. Hiya!
Err- hello Max. This is Surlee again-

:notbckdoor:(info) identified - set priority 3

Surlee! What's up? I thought you would be engulfed in your inventions by now.
Well, I was. That's the thing. That new shipment of robots I sent you earlier today for the trolley -- I just realized that the debug setting was stuck on.
Debug? What do they need debug for?
Erm- nothing in particular. We don't need them going haywire in the middle of a game do we? What we do need is for those to be returned as soon as possible, however. Can you bring them back over?
I would if I could, but they've already been deployed in the trolley games.
Deployed? Gah, alright. I'm going to have to send you one of my blueprints. It has a diagram on it of the control panel. Of course, the real one is back in my lab. There is a secondary one installed at the trolley station, though. Let me scan the print-
No, no need! I actually got myself one of those new fangled fax machines. Just send it to me through there.
"New" fax machine...? Nevermind, ok. It's on it's way.

:notbckdoor:(info) incoming fax - attaching to existing log
:notbckdoor:(info) ttr://assets/serialous-business.jpg

Got it! Okay, so which button am I looking for?
Buttons, actually. There is a sequence you need to press to temporarily deactivate them. Get a pencil. You're going to need to press the second one on the top row, the far right one, the first one, and then the first one on the bottom row. Need me to repeat that?
Nope, I got it.
You wrote it down that fast?
Nope! Anyhoo, I'll head over to the trolley station and bring them back soon.
Before you go, Max, why exactly are you recording calls for quality purposes from your home phone?
Recording calls? I'm not recording any calls.
But it said- Max... where exactly did you activate the robots?
Right here at my house. It was easier for them to walk than to load them all into the truck.
Oh my..- was one of the robots short, skinny, and fascinated with phones?
Yeah! He was the one who installed my fax machine.
Max, I'm on my way. Unplug the fax, and turn off everything in your house. Gah! Of course, of course. It's today. I shouldn't even be surprised.
I don't understand... what about today?
It's the 26th of March.
What's so special about the 26th of March?
That's the thing, Max - I have no idea. Apparently this is. I'll be there soon.

:notbckdoor:(warning) call terminated

:xferbse:(fatal) lost connection
EOF

Blueprint

Decryption (Top to bottom, right to left):

  • Able to create anything your mind can imagine -- as long as it is made of metal
  • Do not let machine overheat - manufacturing will continue indefinitely until manually stopped
  • Finished product exits on conveyor belt
  • State of the art robo-hands organize the pieces into place
  • Any object or machine can be mass-producted in seconds
  • Machine operates as long as metal is supplied
  • Design input can take any shape - whatever you need, it can make
  • Built-in Laff Meter measure internal Tooniness of the product as it is created (Warning: Do not let the meter get too low)