Our Pleasure to Return

I wonder if they missed us.
I’m certain the Doctor didn’t.
Oh, by far nonsense. It’s been far too short since our last encounter.
Far too long for him, I’m sure.

You've been off quite easy these past few months, Doctor. The ripple has it’s affects, it’s ups and downs. The public has noticed your hiding, you know -- they suspect the Cogs, last seeing you in the courtroom case. We know better, as do they. We would have loved to welcome you back personally, but once again you haven’t seem to have acknowledged us.

Now hang on, I believe we’re doing this wrong.
Are we, now?
The cipher, of course. It’s always a cipher.
Ah, we can’t make it too easy now can we? This is big, after all.
Yes. He wouldn’t like it given away just like that. Switch it to 5x+16.

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Welcome back to your experiment. We’ll be in touch.

I wonder if they missed us.
I’m certain the Doctor didn’t.
Oh, by far nonsense. It’s been far too short since our last encounter.
Far too long for him, I’m sure.

You've been off quite easy these past few months, Doctor. The ripple has it’s affects, it’s ups and downs. The public has noticed your hiding, you know -- they suspect the Cogs, last seeing you in the courtroom case. We know better, as do they. We would have loved to welcome you back personally, but once again you haven’t seem to have acknowledged us.

Now hang on, I believe we’re doing this wrong.
Are we, now?
The cipher, of course. It’s always a cipher.
Ah, we can’t make it too easy now can we? This is big, after all.
Yes. He wouldn’t like it given away just like that. Switch it to 5x+16.

Now, really Doctor, we aren’t monsters. Whether or not we’re real at all is debatable -- However, over the duration of your experiment, as you have very well noticed, the ripple affects you every month from the date you arrived.

How long has it been since this all began, for them?
I’d say a year since the first anomaly.
And for us Toons?
Five.
Five years composed into a matter of one. Curious.
Time is ticking, the Doctor is right. The speed at which it ticks may vary.
As well as the direction.
Like a roller coaster.
It’s only fair.

You must understand, for your experiment to work, that they must understand. The major instances of the ripple affect them as well, and the smaller ones do not. It goes on, having its ups and downs, varying in speed and direction of intensity. Like a roller coaster.

Shall we inform him that this ripple happens to be of the major variety?
I’m certain he’ll deduct that on his own.
And how so?
The roller coaster, of course. The past few months have been the calm --
...And now he must prepare for the storm.

Luckily, we’ve saved you trouble this month. In about 6 years, you recovered a few certain items of possession from his laboratory. You’ve sped everything else up, so we decided to speed this up as well as we have our doubts that you would be recovering it once more. Don’t worry -- by now the cipher should have taken them quite a bit. The acquisition of understanding is valuable, and this piece is by far no little feat.

Now, besides, you can’t leave them off on a limb. The writings of yours contain the 6th of the 7th piece to their little puzzle -- and worry not, plenty of pages are already missing. Perhaps this one will cause them to find the old invention a bit less menacing. Understanding is key, of course.

For convenience, we’ve placed them on the same as each one before it. Five years, six pieces, and one to go. Oh, we switched your debug on as well. Nothing personal - just a bit of necessary understanding. Worry not, they’ll only be able to activate it if they happen to resemble your appearance. You certainly are clever, Doctor. Perhaps clever enough to pull this off.

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Welcome back to your experiment. We’ll be in touch.

Blueprint decryption method:

Decryption (Top to bottom, left to right):

• You know what they say: three arms are better than one
• Highly experimental. Questionably moral? Entirely essential.
• Toon is pressed onto canvas in neutral form for editing. Once done, Toon is inflated from the canvas, entirely rewritten
• Can erase and add details without removing initial shape -- causing Toon to stay themselves while appearance changes
• Color, shape, gender, and even species changes are possible
• Dangerous - if one can rewrite themselves, who can be trusted?

Blueprint decryption method:

Following the tip Fissionton gives out - "Oh, we switched your debug on as well. Nothing personal - just a bit of necessary understanding. Worry not, they’ll only be able to activate it if they happen to resemble your appearance" - players had to create a Toon that resembled Doctor Surlee and approach certain shopkeepers (all HQ Officers were included in this pool) of each colour and species present in the encrypted blueprint. This would yield a C(olour)-ID of a single digit and an S(pecies)-ID of a single letter.

Community members put together a chart compiling all the C-IDs and S-IDs, which serves as the key to decoding the blueprint's back side. Each species is a separate sentence, and each colour is a different letter.

Decryption:

• I have stayed away too long
• My cowardliness has doomed us all
• I've made mistakes; I must reverse them
• Plan A: Rewrite reverse in present
• Unlikely to work
• Plan B: Rewrite reverse in past
• The Rewritten Experiment
• Bifid NEWAPEARANCES
• Don't forget the seventh piece